WILD Things!

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with black characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film and it's only 5 minutes long because as soon as Max acts like an asshole, his mom beats the shit out of him... The End

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with Latino characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film. It's a very confusing film because as soon as Max acts like an asshole, his thirteen brothers and sisters beat the shit out of him in the middle of the one bedroom apartment because the mom, who is working a double shift at the Marriot, will be too tired when she gets home... The End.

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with Asian characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film. Max's sister doesn't leave the house, nor does she have friends, and seven years after Max acts like an asshole, his dad (who never left) buys him an Acura and Max gets into Berkeley as a Computer Sci major... The End.

Body Issue Issues...

Obviously Serena looks hot, but the most intriguing photos to me are the ones with the dudes and the one with Gina Carano. Questions... did they just get two of the most swoll-patrol dudes in ball to pose so that they didn't seem sexist or ripping off the SI swimsuit issue? The Gina Carano pic in my opinion is one of the most awesome displays of awesomeness I've seen in awhile, but it seems awkward, right?

First, The dudes...

1) aren't nude like Serena, which could of easily been done by having the boys block their go-nads with their other body parts (which looks brilliant in the Serena pose).

2) totally don't look into it. Probably because they were told to cross their arms across their chest's for no reason. Men with their arms crossed do not look alluring or sexy, they just look like your boss. If this is supposed to be for the ladies, sex it up ESPN!!!

3) Lastly, Dwight's pic is an awkward looking shot with only half his body in it and his face looks like he is on Jeopardy. Stupid dudes.

Gina is...

1) one of the sexist women in the world, that no one has ever heard of. She fights in the UFC, which to most is viewed as either the new boxing or douche-bag Ed Hardy lovin' frat boy fallback when football is gone. She is one of the toughest female fighters pound for pound and isn't the stereotypical dykie white trash ex-trucker with terrible tattoos of skulls and blue fire! She is an amazing human specimen no matter what gender. On one hand this photo shows a considerable amount of her strength, but it's a drab action shot with a dead face and eyes. Why not go more layered and show her subtle strength or quiet rage without her just kicking a fucking bag... Yeah I've been watching too much America's Next Top Model.

All in all, the photos seem to be half-assly done and based on the sensationalist fact that nudity (or just the implication of it) is all you need to sell a mag... or at least waste my time looking for pics on the internet.

Hey is Kathy Ireland dead yet?

The Martians Are Taking Over!

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/107862/the-forbes-400.html;_ylt=Ar7iwPDTMIeJBAIkWiOcCfv3BK1_;_ylu=X3oDMTBvbzZmOWh2BHBvcwMxMARzZWMDYXJ0aWNsZQRzbGsDNQ--?mod=career-leadership

The 19th richest Americans... The Mars clan, Captain Kurt would of never let this happen!