WILD Things!

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with black characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film and it's only 5 minutes long because as soon as Max acts like an asshole, his mom beats the shit out of him... The End

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with Latino characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film. It's a very confusing film because as soon as Max acts like an asshole, his thirteen brothers and sisters beat the shit out of him in the middle of the one bedroom apartment because the mom, who is working a double shift at the Marriot, will be too tired when she gets home... The End.

For the sake of cultural diversity, I have written "Where the Wild Things Are" with Asian characters. Sadly, not one Wild Thing is in the film. Max's sister doesn't leave the house, nor does she have friends, and seven years after Max acts like an asshole, his dad (who never left) buys him an Acura and Max gets into Berkeley as a Computer Sci major... The End.