A Letter to All USC Fans...

Well we had a good run! 7 years of Pac-10 dominance, 1 1/2 National Championships, and 3 Heismans is nothing to scoff about... By the way, how does one scoff? Is it like a cough with a scowl... but I digress, like all dynasties it comes to an end.

Look at The Miamis, Nebraskas, and Oklahomas... all dominant programs that turn-over finally eroded to mediocre teams at best. In the case of SC, it's turn-over and then some... after losing Norm Chow things were still top shelf in south central, but now that Nick Holt, Lane Kiffin, Sark, and Pat Rhuel are gone the coaching product is diluted. My question isn't why did they leave, most can agree Pete's domineering personality and need for total control is a factor. But my question is, what are we left with? A BUNCH OF CAROLL SLACKIES! We have a bunch of "yes" men that take the brunt of the bad call blame, and NEVER CHALLENGE CZAR PETE! Bates takes the blame for bad play calls in loses... shit he even took the blame for the UCLA tack on touchdown that all the cry-baby fucla douches were bitching about.

Pete has said in loses that "we over-schemed" and got beat. It was well known that when Norm was here it was about simplifying the playbook and adjusting at the half. Now we have stubborn "over" game-planing and recruiting injury prone studs. On defense we can't fill a lane to stop a running quarterback, we have showboating underclassmen that have no discipline (look at our penalties over the last 4 years), and a freshman quarterback that has never won a big one (and has thrown 30 interceptions in the last 2 years)! Pete was cocky enough to start a freshman quarterback simply because he wanted to give everyone who doubts him a big FU! I'M FUCKING PETE CAROLL, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! And yes, after the Ohio State game I thought, "holy shit I was wrong, Pete did it again." Now I'm wondering why the fuck are we wasting scholorships on Mustain and Corp if they will never play? Why is Pete washing Barkley's nuts too the point of saying, "he is just as good as any quarterback we've had here!" Palmer, Lienart, and Sanchez were players... Barkley is a kid in over his head with little to no leadership qualities (as of now).

Well at least there is that Emerald Nuts bowl to look forward to! OH WAIT, our guy's egos are fluffed bigger than John Holmes' wang! Pete has taught them to stay loose (84 penalties for 761 yards) and have a swagger like The U (watch that 30 for 30 movie). So when you get a disappointing season, how do these kinds of kids react... LIKE SPOILED BRATS! USC GAVE UP AT ARIZONA". " (<- This is my attempt at a point blank) Our kids didn't care cause we now have pissy prima-donnas, who don't feel like they are playing for anything... I guess pride isn't anything of importance.

Pete has said that the Emerald Bowl is the start for the 2010 season... he's blowing smoke up our asses and the only way SC will win is if the ACC is as bad as we think it is. Normally the school of thought here is, we're going to be angry so look out, but after watching a mediocre Zona team march down the field on us, and we answer the call with a mouse fart, I can't be too enthusiastic about our desire to win a middle of the pack bowl game against a team no one has even seen... Sadly, it greatly depends on what Pete can muster out of a beaten team. We aren't going to get any better until we actually aggressively acquire strong minded coordinators on both sides of the ball that will change the entitled culture of a once dominant team...