Everyone says PROSTITUTION IS THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION... Actually wouldn't that be HUNTING... I mean Cro-Magnon or not, you want some cooter, better kill you a motha fuckin' cougar or two! Shit, even GATHERING will suffice, you collect enough fishes or leaves for a shelter and that Neanderthal bitch is hella more likely to use fuckin' in an exchange... So stop saying that hoin' is the world's first trade, cause if dudes didn't have a bargaining chip to lure the panoch, there wouldn't be nothin' but a lot of head bludgeoning and rapin' going on... I'm just saying!
