Thursday, September 24, 2009

Get Off D'z Nuts


Hey evil four letter (ESPN)! Now that most of the anger from our UW loss has subsided I can humbly ask for one favor. You overrate us and then say STUPID SHIT like, "SC's o-line's so good, you could place me (Rece Davis) behind center and they won't miss a beat!"
Then when Corp craps himself, "After the half you can tell Corp isn't right, why leave him in?"

My request to every analyst, color man, and cognitive sports masturbater, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

NO WE COULDN'T JUST PLOP YOUR DORKY ASS UNDER CENTER RECE!
NO, MARK MAY WE CAN'T JUST RELOAD, YOU WHITE WASHED BALL WASHER.
JESSE PALMER... NOTHING SAYS FOOTBALL LIKE FROSTED TIPS, DOUCHE.

SC is a good team in a country full of 'em and we get caught sleeping every year, why is ESPN still talking about it, Miley Cyrus sold out the god damned staple center here people!

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